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This is not ok.

Tears are streaming down my face. Oh god.

Well fuck you too

thanks satan

Why would you do this?!

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For the Writers out there: Common Injuries And How To Treat Them

jellicleoverlord:

In my experience, RPers and Writers alike enjoy one thing: Making characters suffer. This little guide is supposed to help you with keeping injuries and the First Aid - in case you want to patch your character back together - realistic. 
I am no medical professional, but I dare say I picked up a thing or two during my First Aider training ;)

Under read more for length! Also, trigger warnings for blood, I suppose?

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rhamphotheca:

If you have a house centipede crawling around on your floors, you’re in luck! These little guys feed on pests such as termites, cockroaches, spiders, and ants to keep your home’s biodiversity to a minimum. Adult centipedes have 15 pairs of legs that help it achieve top speeds of 0.4 meters per second. To mate, centipedes become acquainted through the touching of antennae, and the male deposits sperm onto the ground, which the female then uses to fertilize her eggs. More info: http://bit.ly/104tWbG
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My response to this boils down to:
GAH!
Followed by two minutes of uncontrollable laughter.

rhamphotheca:

If you have a house centipede crawling around on your floors, you’re in luck! These little guys feed on pests such as termites, cockroaches, spiders, and ants to keep your home’s biodiversity to a minimum. Adult centipedes have 15 pairs of legs that help it achieve top speeds of 0.4 meters per second. To mate, centipedes become acquainted through the touching of antennae, and the male deposits sperm onto the ground, which the female then uses to fertilize her eggs.

More info: http://bit.ly/104tWbG

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My response to this boils down to:

GAH!

Followed by two minutes of uncontrollable laughter.

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Conversations with My Fiancee

  • Me: Oh, no! Chris Evans was in DC on my birthday and I MISSED IT!
  • Fiancee: What, would you have gone downtown to-
  • Me: Stare at him like a creeper? YES!
  • Fiancee: Oh, my.
  • Me: Can you blame me?
  • Fiancee: ...no...

telaryn:

unskinny:

Dammit, Joss.  I shipped those two characters.  

*facepalm* Laughing a lot harder than is probably sane or healthy right now.

telaryn:

unskinny:

Dammit, Joss.  I shipped those two characters.  

*facepalm* Laughing a lot harder than is probably sane or healthy right now.

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I was sure I’d see Winchesters outside… #supernatural #dork

I was sure I’d see Winchesters outside… #supernatural #dork

Songs from Once More With Feeling

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lalulutres:

worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera

i do not think that is a squirrel

nyehridan-artpora:

lalulutres:

worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera

i do not think that is a squirrel

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❝ thanks for the adventure, now go have a new one. 

Did you have to make me cry?

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"Charles Ramsey is a hero because he called the police and helped them save three women from reportedly being raped and impregnated in a basement for a decade. But he’s a meme because he’s black and on TV, and because so many choose to ignore the horrible realities of the crime."

Charles Ramsey is an internet hero for all the wrong reasons - The Atlantic Wire

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