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deansass:

spiritofemby:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

The Horrifying Customer. OH GOD NO

THE SOUL CRUSHING CAR ALARM

Egads! It’s the Coke Fiend!

deansass:

spiritofemby:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

The Horrifying Customer. OH GOD NO

THE SOUL CRUSHING CAR ALARM

Egads! It’s the Coke Fiend!

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thetapestryyouweave:


“We lose more women to marriage than war, famine, and disease.”

I swear I will stop now, and I am not planning to make any more craptastic promo poster edits. Nope. I have not got Shere Khan or Doctor Facilier poster ideas in my head. 
OUAT Wishlist Villains Posters:
Captain Barbossa promo poster: [x]
Doctor Facilier promo poster: [x]
Claude Frollo promo poster: [x]
Ursula promo poster: [x]

I get the dream casting with Meryl and whatnot - but why not use Glenn Close, who actually did play Cruella?

The wallpaper even matches!

thetapestryyouweave:

We lose more women to marriage than war, famine, and disease.

I swear I will stop now, and I am not planning to make any more craptastic promo poster edits. Nope. I have not got Shere Khan or Doctor Facilier poster ideas in my head. 

OUAT Wishlist Villains Posters:

  • Captain Barbossa promo poster: [x]
  • Doctor Facilier promo poster: [x]
  • Claude Frollo promo poster: [x]
  • Ursula promo poster: [x]

I get the dream casting with Meryl and whatnot - but why not use Glenn Close, who actually did play Cruella?

The wallpaper even matches!

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mrchrismad:

beaumarbre:

random-homestuck-things:

bishounen-jake-english:

jackadiddlediddle:

bishounen-jake-english:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

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THIS IS A TROMBONE

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THIS IS A TUBA

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AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

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Slidey Trumpet

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Big ass trumpet

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Drunk Trumpet

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I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

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those are some fancy guitars

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nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

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stele3:

sleepydumpling:

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wiinga:

thisgingersnapsback:

let’s see tumblr get as excited about this as they did the totally “inclusive” white ~feminine~ rendition
$20 says nope 

I like how intimidating they look. 

Reblogging again.

Too awesome not to reblog again.

I do hate the original commentary, but this is awesome.

stele3:

sleepydumpling:

lizakateisgreat:

wiinga:

thisgingersnapsback:

let’s see tumblr get as excited about this as they did the totally “inclusive” white ~feminine~ rendition

$20 says nope 

I like how intimidating they look. 

Reblogging again.

Too awesome not to reblog again.

I do hate the original commentary, but this is awesome.

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diversityinya:

This week’s diverse new releases are:

Some Assembly Required: The Not-So-Secret Life of a Transgender Teen by Arin Andrews (Simon & Schuster)

“In a plainspoken and sometimes-humorous memoir, transgender teenager Andrews discusses his life so far. Andrews received national recognition when he was profiled on television’s Inside Edition as one half of a transgender teen couple (the other half, Katie Rain Hill, has written her own memoir, Rethinking Normal). In a conversational tone, the author describes events from his childhood and teen years. … Friendly and informative.” — Kirkus

Boy Trouble by ReShonda Tate Billingsley (K-Teen)

Book Description: Maya’s best friend Kennedi has flipped head over heels for her new boo, Kendrick. But when Maya learns Kennedi and Kendrick’s relationship is full of violence—and Kennedi is the aggressor—will she get her best friend to see love shouldn’t hurt? Meanwhile, Sheridan has found love too, but her Prince Charming isn’t all that he seems, and Sheridan won’t listen to anything her friends try to tell her. Maya is trying to navigate all of that while dealing with her own family drama as her parents go through a nasty divorce. How is a diva supposed to stay sane when everything around her is falling apart?

Rethinking Normal: A Memoir in Transition by Katie Rain Hill (Simon & Schuster)

“Katie knew she was a girl on the inside, even when she was a suicidal kid named Luke growing up in a disjointed family in Oklahoma. Bullied relentlessly at school and unsupported by administrators, other students’ parents, and even her own father, Katie finds an ally in her mother, who stands by her child as she starts dressing like a girl, legally changes her name, and travels to get genital reconstruction surgery the day after turning 18. … Being so open—and openly imperfect—makes Katie relatable on a human level, not just as a spokesperson.” — Publishers Weekly

Love Is the Drug by Alaya Dawn Johnson (Arthur A. Levine Books)

“Lost memories, a deadly pandemic flu and the children of D.C.’s elite come together in this sophisticated bio-thriller. … Johnson, who astounded with her cyberpunk teen debut, The Summer Prince (2013), immerses readers in the complexities of Bird’s world, especially her fraught relationship with her parents and the intersections of race and class at her elite prep school. The often lyrical third-person, present-tense narration, the compelling romance and the richly developed cast of characters elevate this novel far above more formulaic suspense fare. Utterly absorbing.” — Kirkus, starred review

Pig Park by Claudia Guadalupe Martinez (Cinco Puntos)

“Residents of a declining neighborhood band together to turn their economy around by building a tourist attraction. Masi spent her life working in her family’s bakery in Pig Park, so named for the lard company that, until outsourcing, provided most of the area’s jobs. The multiethnic Chicago neighborhood agrees to the outlandish scheme of building a ‘Gran Pirámide’ in their park, as a famous community developer suggests. … The story of a community working together is uplifting.” — Kirkus

The Only Thing to Fear by Caroline Tung Richmond (Scholastic)

“That 20th-century speculative-fiction staple, the what-if-Hitler-won-the-war alternate history, meets 21st-century special-girl dystopia. It’s been almost a century since the Axis powers divided a conquered North America among them: Japan in the west, Germany in the east, and Italy in the Dakotas. In the Nazi-controlled Shenandoah Valley, 16-year-old half-Japanese Zara is an Untermensch, a half-breed fit only for scut work. Though she works all hours as both a janitor and a farm girl, Zara desperately wants Uncle Red to allow her to join the Revolutionary Alliance, the anti-Nazi underground. … Overall, a satisfying and appropriately hectic action adventure.” — Kirkus

Schizo: A novel by Nic Sheff (Philomel)

“Sheff’s novel reveals the painful and confusing world of teenage schizophrenia through the experience of Miles, a junior at a small San Francisco private school. … Readers fascinated by the dark side of the human mind in realistic fiction will enjoy this deft portrayal of a brain and a life spiraling out of control. Miles is an endearing character whose difficult journey will generate compassion and hope.” — School Library Journal

Lies We Tell Ourselves by Robin Talley (Harlequin Teen)

“Sarah Dunbar, a black high school senior in the graduating class of 1959, is nervous about entering the formerly all-white Jefferson High School with nine of her black classmates. … The big issues of school desegregation in the 1950s, interracial dating, and same-sex couples have the potential to be too much for one novel, but the author handles all with aplomb. What makes it even better is that both Linda’s and Sarah’s points of view are revealed as the novel unfolds, giving meaning to their indoctrinated views. Educators looking for materials to support the civil rights movement will find a gem in this novel, and librarians seeking titles for their LGBT displays should have this novel on hand.” — VOYA

Beauty of the Broken by Tawni Waters (Simon Pulse)

“Mara Stonebrook knows she does not belong; she is ”different.“ Her small town is conservative and strictly religious. … Mara has managed to escape her father’s abuse for 15 years, but she knows that if anyone finds out her deepest secret, that she is a lesbian, she will be punished as an abomination in the eyes of their conservative church. If her father finds out, she will be lucky to live. Keeping her secret is easy until Xylia comes to town. … Emotionally wrenching, this novel will resonate with students struggling with their own sexual orientation.” — School Library Journal

Belzhar by Meg Wolitzer (Dutton)

“When 10th grader Jam Gallahue meets British exchange student Reeve Maxfield, she fees like she finally understands love, and when she loses him, she can’t get over it. Her grief eventually lands her at the Wooden Barn, a therapeutic boarding school for “emotionally fragile, highly intelligent” teenagers. … Making her YA debut, acclaimed author Wolitzer writes crisply and sometimes humorously about sadness, guilt, and anger.” — Publishers Weekly, starred review

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ninjaruski:

sirdef:

novaorchid:

#can you imagine if we left these 4 guys alone in the top floor of stark tower for like a month #or even just a week #SHIT WOULD GET DONE #we’d probably have interstellar travel in 3 days

i’m not a science expert. i’m not even a science novice. but that’s so interesting that these four would come up with interstellar travel when none of the 4 above are qualified as far as we know? reed richards in the mcu is just listed as a physicist, peter parker could only be linked with engineering + genetics, tony’s engineering, bruce banner is physicist in the 616 but i believe just radiology in the mcu.

know who IS an astrophysicist though?

know who has actually manipulated travel between realms? 

jane foster!

It really depends on what kind of interstellar travel we’re looking at. Combined, Stark, Banner, Richards, and Parker could build a conventional spacecraft, albeit one likely run on repulsor technology. Further, with Banner and Parker’s understanding of radiology and genetics, it is likely that they could derive a way to biologically mitigate the hazards of space travel: the degeneration of the body due to microgravity as well as the effects of stellar radiation on the human body. Their combined expertise, both demonstrated and mentioned, makes this a fairly simple task for them.

If we’re talking “qualifications” for constructing something capable of interstellar travel, Stark and Richards alone could probably design and construct a spacecraft, given their demonstrated levels of technical expertise. Stark’s Mark 2 actually broke the SR-71’s flight ceiling, and likely would have kept going were it not for that “icing problem.”

Now let’s start thinking with wormholes.

Jane Foster is an astrophysicist, specifically one concerned with wormholes, quantum mechanics, and the related forces that would be necessary to understand something like the Bifrost. Hence, if we’re looking at the generation of wormholes to travel through space, Jane Foster is probably the one that we want to call. As the above post correctly notes, Foster not only understands, but has modified technology intended to stabilize astrophysical phenomena to manipulate the phenomena as was seen with the Convergence. Further, she has been shown to make intuitive leaps that allow her to correctly deduce the operation of advanced technology merely by observation. That being said, it would not be too far a leap to assume that Jane Foster, given the proper materials and time, could build an equivalent to the Bifrost, eliminating the need for a spacecraft altogether.

Jane’s status as an astrophysicist matters in this context because she’s been demonstrated (at least in the MCU) to be thoroughly interested in the kind of astrophysical phenomena that would eliminate the need for conventional space travel. The other four men are skilled engineers, physicists, and geneticists: they’re the people we want to consult when we want to push NASA beyond chemical rockets. Jane Foster wouldn’t be interested in something as mundane as building a starship for interstellar travel; she’d be interested in the manipulation of the fabric of space in order to make starships irrelevant altogether. Even if she was going going to contribute to an interstellar flight project, Foster’s expertise is the kind we want to consult if we wanted to, say, build a warp drive.

The bottom line here is, if you want a spaceship, or to expand on conventional modes of interstellar travel, call those four men.

If you want to rip open a hole in spacetime and travel the nine realms in pillars of rainbow light, call Jane Foster.

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im-the-asshole-that:

invisiblespork:

Why yes, you are correct im-the-asshole-that. I really really hate boomers constantly shitting on my generation.

At my job, I once had to take a training course called “Dealing with Difficult People.” And during that course, for no apparent…